Animal Noises from the Cabby

It was quite a hell taxi ride from the jam studio to my crib just now due to the insane blabbering of the Cab Driver.

The Conversation went something like this:

Cabby: Wah your hair so long huh? No need go NS meh?

Me: NS don't want me lah...so I got exempted.

Cabby: You have sick meh, I see you healthy ma......you sure know how to keng.

(Wondering what keng meant...so I remained silent. Just when I was about to put on my headphones to listen to Cradle of Filth, the Cabby spoke...)

Cabby: Wah, nowadays everything go up. PUB bills, bus fare, mrt fare, GST ..... really cannot tahan.

(I noticed he didn't mention of the rise in taxi fare. To avoid being judgemental as advised by Deepak Chopra, I remained silent. He continued...)

Cabby: I tell you lah. Next time when you vote, NEVER vote for PAP. You sure suffer one .......before election, they give you every thing, %$*&$#$ also they give. BUT when they win already. you wait lah....your underwear also they want.

(Alamak, too much obscenities for my delicate ear-drums to bear........just like listening to those boybands.......I cannot tahan....so I said.....)

Me: Boss, in front there can stop.

Cabby: Why??? Your house still far away! You high tight is it? Say lah...

Me: No. I forget about something urgent lah. OK, here can stop.

Cabby: Here? OK. Before you go, remember what I tell you. Next Election, vote for Opposition. WE really need CHANGE!! CHANGE!!

(I quickly paid him & quickly chabut!!! )

PS: Change, change, change........if really want to change, stop eating rice lah & change to other thing. Can or not?

The only change we need is only when the diaper gets soiled. For S'pore, that hasn't happened yet.