Monday, February 27, 2012

Was WP wronged in sacking Yaw?

I am really impressed with the way WP conducted the YAW saga.

Yeah, agreed that it was a personal matter of Yaw, whether or not he was having "an affair" with a married female member of the party.

BUT, by being "non-comment" on the issue, really discredited him especially when the whole Singapore has heard about it. So acting on moral grounds, WP had no choice but to sack Yaw regardless even it is has to put Hougang into a by-election. I REALLY respect that! AND I am very sure that WP will win Hougang the next time around!

Saturday, February 4, 2012

A Very INTERESTING READ!

Extracted from: http://hamsayeh.net/world/1553-petrodollar-pumping-us-policy-on-iran-backfire-looms.html


 

Petrodollar Pumping US Policy on Iran, Backfire Looms

By Michael T. Winter

February 01, 2012

Economic sanctions, spearheaded by the US and, less willingly, the EU could have a disastrous effect on both of their respective economies. If Iran cannot sell their oil to Europe, there are plenty of customers waiting in the wings, and if they come bearing not petrodollars, but gold and sovereign currencies, then all the better for Iran. These sanctions, if enforced, will in effect place a serious dent in the power of the petrodollar.

Any rhetoric regarding Iran's nuclear program and the insistence on crippling it is nothing more than a US attempt to force regime change for one more receptive to maintaining the hegemony of the petrodollar.

The world now knows the truth about the US and how they conduct their affairs. US hostilities toward Iran have nothing to do with nuclear weapons development. If that were the case, then North Korea and Pakistan would be facing similar sanctions and threats, but they aren't. The difference of course is in what lies beneath the ground – oil. Iran has it and the other guys don't.

At the heart of the issue is not Iran's dubious attempt to build nuclear weapons, or even oil, but how that oil is paid for. In 1973, Richard Nixon promised King Faisal of Saudi Arabia that the US would protect Saudi Arabian oilfields from any and all interested parties seeking to forcefully wrest them from the House of Saud. It's important to remember that in 1973, Saudi Arabia didn't have a fraction of the military and ground forces it possesses today (almost exclusively US manufactured weapons) and the USSR was very much a threat.

In return Saudi Arabia, and by extension OPEC, agreed to sell their oil in US dollars only. As if that weren't sweet enough, as part of the deal, they were required to invest their profits in US treasuries, bonds and bills. The real zinger is that all countries purchasing oil from OPEC had to do so in US dollars, or 'petrodollars'.

This strengthened the US dollar, resulting in a steady US economic growth cycle throughout the 80's and 90's. Countries purchasing OPEC oil started buying US treasury bills, bonds and securities to ensure they could continue purchasing OPEC oil. This worked fine for the US until 2001.


 

No plan, however well formulated, functions smoothly indefinitely.

2001, enter Saddam Hussein. He floated a plan to sell oil for European currencies in lieu of petrodollars. Shortly after Iraq was 'suddenly' found to be seeking and stockpiling weapons of mass destruction – allegations spearheaded by the US. The world knows what happened, suffice it to say that Saddam is dead and Iraq is 'back on track', selling its oil for petrodollars once again.

Muammar Gaddafi harbored the Lockerbie Bombers and allowed various terrorist organizations establish training camps in Libya. He tried to buy a nuke from China in 1972. In 1977, he approached Pakistan, then India. He sought nerve gas from Thailand. In spite of well over fifty failed assassination attempts on Gaddafi by Israel, the US and the UK, Libya was left to its own devices for the most part. Seeking nukes and harboring terrorists is one thing, but threatening the petrodollar is quite another. Gaddafi made a fatal error when he decided to move away from the petrodollar in favor of other currencies. This simply was not tolerated by the US. Having already played the WMD card in Iraq, something new was pulled from the US 'regime change' grab bag. Within a year, 'internal' elements rose up in rebellion against Gaddafi and now he is dead. Long live the petrodollar.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), suggested last year that the Euro would be a more suitable oil reserve currency than the US Dollar. Within three months of that statement, allegations of rape ruined his career, derailing his bid for the French Presidency in the process. Soon thereafter, all charges were dropped, but of course, le dommage était fait – the damage was done. Christine Lagarde, DSK's replacement as head of the IMF sees no reason to change the current arrangement, naturellement.

The Iran situation is a little trickier. The US has sought to dismantle Iran's regime ever since the 1979 Iranian Revolution, so this round of hostilities, while not new, reflects a new level of intensity. Why, after thirty years of hostility, has the US ratcheted up its rhetoric? As Obama stated in his recent State of the Union address, when it comes to Iran and the insistence they dismantle their nuclear program, "no options are off the table". By stating 'no options' this would include nuclear deployment as a deterrent.

The answer of course is that Iran is now seeking to disengage itself from the petrodollar dynamic. In 2005, Iran sought to create an Iranian Oil Exchange, thus bypassing the US controlled petrodollar. Fear that western powers would freeze accounts in European and London banks put an end to that plan.

But that was not the end of their attempts, and Iran sought other ways to get around the petrodollar noose. There are rumors that India, which imports 12% of their oil from Iran, has agreed to purchase oil for gold. Energy trade with China, importing 15% of its oil and natural gas from Iran may be settled in gold, yuan, and rial. South Korea plans to buy 10% of their oil from Iran in 2012, and unless Seoul sides with American and European sanctions, it is likely to use gold or their sovereign currency to pay for it. Also, Iran is already dumping the dollar in its trade with Russia in favor of rials and rubles.

Iran is breaking the back of the petrodollar. Others have tried, but Iran is succeeding. To understand how disastrous this is for the US, one must have a basic understanding of how critical a role the petrodollar plays in the economic health of the US.

Through King Faisal, Nixon elevated the US to supreme economic ascendency, not unlike Damocles in his desire to rule. Sitting on the (economic) throne of the world is great, but Nixon was either unaware of the sword dangling over the US economic system, or chose to ignore it in favor of reaping the rewards of the moment.

By creating the petrodollar paradigm, the US economy soared, as all countries of the world were required to amass US currency to purchase oil from OPEC nations. Sales of T-bills, securities and US bonds soared. US coffers fattened. With the US dollar as the world's oil currency reserve, economic fortune favored the US. But with great reward comes great risk. While other countries exchanged their currency for the dollar, (forfeiting value in the process) the US simply printed more money to match their needs and purchase their oil – essentially for free. The best example is that while gasoline in the US cost $3.00 per gallon, in Europe that same gallon costs $6.00 or more.

Herein lies the danger. If Iran is successful in its bid to set up their own bourse, or oil exchange, then what need does the world have for all those US dollars? The answer is none at all. As Iran creating gold and sovereign currency partnerships with India, China, South Korea and Russia, the hegemony of the petrodollar will be destroyed.

The resulting sell-off of US dollars, T-bills, securities, bonds and assets will flood the already swollen world economy with even more useless dollars, ultimately devaluing it into a position where hyper-inflation becomes a risk.

So, while the US government sabre-rattles and prattles on and on about nuclear weapons and the threat Iran poses to the Middle East, the thin veneer of lies spouted by the elite controlled media is being stripped away, revealing the truth of their warmongering rhetoric.

The US, by their foolish insistence on enforcing embargoes and sanctions against Iran, is hastening the end of the petrodollar and ushering in the age of US dollar hyper-inflation. A practical example: One loaf of bread in a healthy economy is $1.00. In an inflationary economy it's $1.75. In a hyper-inflationary economy, $500.00.

Bullies may be large and dangerous, but rarely are they intelligent.

Damocles wisely vacated the throne of Dionysius before the sword fell upon his head, but the US is foolishly refusing to step down from their economic dais in spite of the catastrophic effect current policy direction will mean for US citizens and the world economy.

Mike Winter is a writer based in southern Illinois, USA. He can be contacted at mwintermwp@yahoo.com

Thursday, February 2, 2012

A year ago – IRON MAIDEN in S’pore!

As a metal head, I'm sure most of you were at the Indooor Stadium last year 15th Feb head-banging on galloping metal of Maiden, right?

Or like me, who had bought tickets but did not go, because need to celebrate a VVVVVIP's birthday….

But no problem, I'm sure that Maiden will definitely make their way here again…..

Why?

Because someone mentioned that Maiden earns @SGD 1.6 Million for that one night sell-out concert in Singapore!

Coool…..if for me, I'd play every night…hahaha!

Katy Perry – her songs remain the same…

If you might have noticed, like I did, most of Katy Perry's songs are pretty much similar to one another. But funny thing is that most of them make it to the Top 40.

And yes, did you notice her lyrics, they are the pretty similar too….they are all about being bad = being cool….alamak please lah…

For example, her lyrics on her latest single, "The one that got away":

"Summer after high school when we first met

We make out in your Mustang to Radio head

And on my 18th birthday we got that chain tattoos

Used to steal your parents' liquor and climb to the roof

Talk about our future like we had a clue…"

You can see that for almost every line of the lyrics, there are some celebrations of BEING BAD!

But having said that, all her songs, melodies, lyrics all are similar in style, chords progressions and even time-signatures….

But then again, She's a Millionaire…and I'm not…..pretty cruel, huh?

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Can Money solve all Problems?

Yesterday, PUB announced that it will spend SGD 750 million on drainage projects.

Today, SMRT says it is spending SGD 600 million on buying more trains and improving services….

But will all this spending solve all the problems? Are they tackling the root cause?

For you ask me the solutions of pretty simple:

  • To stop "ponding" or flash floods, shutdown all the CASINOS! Sure no more floods….
  • To trains breakdown, keep Singapore population to only 2.8 million….you know lah where I'm coming from….

So, please don't throw away the tax payers' money….

A Super Scary Ghost Story

The story goes something like this…

A young lady just got back home after 3 looong years of an overseas education stint. The next morning, while having breakfast with her Dad, they have a little conversation.

Daughter: Daddy, can I ask you something?

Dad: Of course Angel, you can ask me ANYTHING…

Daughter: Daddy, do GHOSTS exist?

Dad: HAHAHA! Of course NOT, don't be silly lah….Hey, how come you ask?

Daughter: But the Maid last night told me that Ghosts DO EXIST!!    

Suddenly, the Father quickly took her hand and led her quickly out of the house and into the car. He drove out quickly and sped-off.

He stopped the car at the car park at Bishan Park and looked at her and said…


 

Dad: I want to tell you this…..we DO NOT HAVE A MAID


 

(Scroll down lah…..)


 


 


 


 


 

Suddenly, both of them heard an evil laughter coming from the backside of the car and shouting devilishly, "You HAVE ONE NOW!!!"

A Damn’ Scary Ghost Story

The story goes something like this…

A young lady just got back home after 3 looong years of an overseas education stint. The next morning, while having breakfast with her Dad, she talks to her Dad.

Daughter: Daddy, can I ask you something?

Dad: Of course Angel, you can ask me ANYTHING…

Daughter: Daddy, do GHOSTS exist?

Dad: HAHAHA! Of course NOT, don't be silly lah….Hey, how come you ask?

Daughter: But the Maid last night told me that Ghosts DO EXIST!!

Suddenly, the Father quickly took her hand and led her quickly out of the house and into the car. He drove quickly out and speed-off.

He stopped the car at the carpark of Bishan Park and looked at her and said…

Dad: I want to tell you this…..we DO NOT HAVE A MAID…

(Scroll down lah…..)


 


 


 


 


 

Suddenly, both of them heard an evil voice from the backside of the car……………..saying, "You HAVE ONE NOW!"

HAHAHA!

Lack of Drive amongst S’porean Students?

Are we surprised that our Singaporean students are lacking in drive?

Of course not! Then how come our Education Minister was surprised when being told this by "a group of CEOs"?

The report also mentioned, "Drive, confidence and a willingness to venture out of one's comfort zone - these are what entrepreneurs and top chief executives are looking for in their employees.."

So what can you do as a PARENT to instil these qualities into your kids?

  • For Drive, you need to ensure NOT to accede to all the requests/demands of your kids. If they want something, make sure you make them save or work their butts in getting what they are after, be it, iPADs, DLSRs or anythings….except Your Love!
  • For Confidence, make them start by ordering foods on their own, to speak their minds and have a good argument and keep on telling them that they are great and show their talents to the world!
  • For Comfort Zone, easy! Kick them out of the house. HAHAHA!

Yeah, BTW, who am I trying to teach you, guys?!!!

FB succumbs, finally…

Yeah, so you guys have heard, that FB finally files its IPO for SGD 6.3 Billion….

Yeah, after many million times of resisting the temptations, Mark Zuckerberg finally succumbs….

So well, what can you, FB fans get out of all these?

Nothing, basically…BUT, you guys need to be very careful….especially releasing lots of personal stuffs and info into your FB account.

One main reason FB managed to cost SGD 6.3 BILLION is because it holds zillions of information, personal information of people like us, who eat, sleep and breathe FB!

Haiz….

Man’s Untold Secrets – Part 1

Yeah, it's no BIG secret that Men has only ONE THING in their mind, if not every time but at least most of the time.

But having said that, it is not the SEX that thrills them but that delicious urge of the wanting. You know, like seeing the most gorgeous babe and want to have that intimate moments with her.

In the song, "Knocking on your Back Door" by Deep Purple, it was summed up best as "it's NOT the Kill but the THRILL of the Chase."

So ladies, if you wanna have that man love and appreciate you, do PLAY HARD TO GET. Let him pursue to the most romantics ways. Remember that Banking Analogy, "when the man withdraws, he loses interest". HAHAHA!

So Good Luck!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Lost of a Favourite Son

So Fandi has signed a coaching 3-year deal with the Johor FC…and S'pore has missed the chance of having its Favourite Son to coach the national team.

How much those across the Causeway value Fandi more than FAS here?

I'm really not too sure?

Maybe they think that Fandi is not worth the salt.

Well, they really need to THINK AGAIN…especially with the standards of Singapore team!

Monday, January 23, 2012

Shades of Ray – the Movie

Yesterday, over on the Sundance Channel, I managed to catch this great movie "Shades of Ray".

So what's this movie all about?

Well, about this single man of mixed parentage (Pakistani dad & Caucasian mom) who has been very conscious of his race since he was young. To aggravate the situation, his dad wants him to marry a Pakistani girl while he was already in relationship with a Caucasian girl. What the turn out in the end was pretty unpredictable!

What I learnt from this movie are:

  • Not to focus much on our differences
  • Not to conform to people's expectations unless they make me happy
  • Follow my heart

So you wait for what? Go the movie lah….

Enter The Dragon


Finally it's 23 Jan 12 – The Year of the Wet Dragon starts today and it is really providential that I feel like starting blogging this year! So lets do it, man….hope you all enjoyed this…

Any feedback do email me at citizenofthecosmos@gmail.com

Love to hear from you….muahzzz….


Sunday, October 30, 2011

Sunday, February 6, 2011

What can we expect from BUDGET 2011?


When PM Lee said that this year budget is will be very generous to all, I'm almost let out a loud shriek!
Why ?
Alamak scared lah!
When get $10, must pay back $1000/-
We are SMARTER than that, right?
Some more election is just around the corner….
What more can we expect?
Just keeping the fingers crossed!



 

Retrenched? SO WHAT???

Yeah...so you have been retrenched so what?

End of life?

Nope!

End of Salary?

No Way!

End of that smiling face?

Errr...maybe...

Hey! Look it this way...

Whatever the amount of the compensation...actually it doesn't matter!

What matters...is...life has given you the chance to DO WHAT YOU LOVE!

Hey! Not many people got that chance you know!

Err..maybe..so you now you telling me you don't EXACTLY know what you LOVE to do?

Let me tell you this little true story...which I heard from one of those Jack Canfield's tapes..

It's about this woman who loves watching soap opera SO MUCH!

So can that make her some money???

Yeah, can...apparently a LOT! Perhaps.....In fact, it made her more than a MILLION BUCKS!

How?

She spent all day long watching SOAP OPERA and then wrote them into little summaries....so busy people who can catch those episodes can just read her summaries and still follow those twisting and turning plots...hehehe...

Yeah, she created a magazine called, "Soap Opera Digest" and subsequently had 1.4 million subscribers!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_Opera_Digest

IF SHE CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU!!!

Friday, January 28, 2011

iSURVIVE!

What tools do u need to survive in this modern world...

Many will swear by their iPhone....


 

Others, iPAD...


For me..SIMPLE...(see below)






Latest Gadgets:

Such a SCARY STORY lah this one!

Alamak!
I almost pee in my pants when I heard this horror story!

One day this man, say his name, John walking home from working over-time.
He checked his watch, it was almost 1am.

When he reached the void deck of his flat, John started to feel cold and gushes of wind blew wildly, making that "ghost whispering" sounds....

John then reached at the lift lobby and there was already a lift at ground floor.
John entered the lift & saw a big cupboard was discarded inside the lift itself...

In his heart, John cursed & sweared, 
"These people really have NO BRAIN! Can simply carry this cupboard & discard at the garbage point also they can't do.  This must work of those useless foreigners lah..."

John pressed button no: 8.
Feeling chilled, he rubbed his hands together to create some heat.
Then, he heard sobbing sound came from the cupboard.

Feeling strange, without thinking, he opened up the door of the cupboard and was
SHOCK to see.... 

....herein there was a Lady with long hair across her face looking down and sobbing.  She also in white...

John was shock like hell, quickly dashed out from the lift when it opened at 8th storey.  In his rush, he accidentally slightly knocked an old lady waiting outside the lift.  Suddenly John heard to old lady spoke in a loud voice,
"Where have you been....
I've told you not to go out but you're so stubborn!
Go back to the HOUSE now!!!"

John then saw the lady in white flew out of the cupboard and the lift towards the opposite block.  The Old Lady then turned her head and stared at John.

John ran as fast as he could to his flat and quickly climbed onto his bed.

He was on MC on the following day due to HIGH FEVER...
All in all, he was on MC for 8 days following that eventful incident....


 
Guess everyone has Skeleton in their closets....
even me...hehehe...

For many more TRUE Singapore Ghost Stories, click below:

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Not Prison Break lah...but ZOO BREAK..hehehe...

HAHAHA..

It goes beyond my imagination that 6 female deers managed to do a "Zoo Break" at the Night Safari yesterday.

Night Safari's boss said that these deers are herbivorous and tame.
So no worries!

For me, no way!
I know many humans who are
HERBIVOROUS & UNTAMED!!!
BETTER RUN...BETTER TAKE COVER!



PS: I bet Mas Selamat would give a BIG LAUGH if he knew of this Debacle!
He would say, "ALAMAK...S'pore...jaga human u all can't...alamak also cannot..what lah..HAHAHA!"

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

"hand-of-God" got a kick on his backside

I never fancy Maradona...
Yeah, he was skillful...great footballer...so on..so forth

But to me, he's nothing..BUT a CHEATER!

Using his hand to score a goal, glorifying this cheating action....alamak I feel like vomiting already!

Thus, of-course, I was thrilled when Germany kicked Argentina out of the World Cup quarterfinals. 
I felt GREAT!
I felt JUSTICE!
I said, "Good Riddance..."

Today, it was announced that Maradona was kicked out from being Argentina's soccer coach by Argentine Football Association (AFA).

AFA has offered him a 4-year contract, but Mr Yaya Papaya said he would only agree if all his entire staffs remained.

Thus they kicked his butt!
Adoi!!!

This ain't the "hand of God" but a CLEAR CHEAT!!!


Anwar's Trial is just a BIG YAWN....

Like me, I guess, everyone is sick & tired about Anwar's sodomy trial...

Come on lah...

Now, with this morning news about the DPP Farah Azlina Latif was dropped from the Prosecution Team because of allegations that she was romantically involved with the complainant & chief witness, Mohd Shaiful Bukhari Azlan.

AG Gani Patail explained that Farah was dropped from the Team to prevent "negative public perception" of the Prosecution Team.

It is interesting to note that this allegations surfaced from fugitive blogger Raja Petra Kamaruddin who first alleged that Farah was having "an affair" with Saiful...


Now Sarah's life story becoming similar to the movie below...

Many People Come....


Last month (June), there were almost 1 million tourists came visiting S'pore...

54% from China
21% from Indonesia
10% from Malaysia
8% from India
7% from Australia

Wow! That's great!
Wonder why so many CHINA folks wanna visit our country?
Think many want to migrate here....
Would that be GREAT?
Or many more social problems will arise?


Woman cuts nails in train and flicks them on floor.
Stomp (26 July 10)

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Why there's recurring FLOODS in S'pore?


Our Leaders mentioned that it is IMPOSSIBLE to stop flooding in S'pore...

I'm not sure if I am agreeable to what they have mentioned.

I was just thinking hard how come an almost perfect country like Singapore is unable to contain the flooding situations?

Was there a mistake anywhere?

Marina Barrage to be blamed?

A friend of mine mentioned that the floodings were caused because we started to open-up CASINOS in this Country.
So it's like a CURSE!

Alamak...in that case this morning NEWS about F&N being sold to Japan's KIRIN BEER would sure bring MORE BAD LUCK!!!

Drunkards jumping off our beaches....causing TSUNAMIs!!!!

TEMASEK HOLDINGS Portfolios

Sincerely I know nuts about shares, bonds...investments..etc..

But what captured my eyes recently was a report on Temasek Holdings portfolios valued at USD 135 billion.

Whopping USD 135 Billion!!!

OMG!
Should there still be any POOR PEOPLE IN S"PORE?


ONE YEAR HAS PASSED??? No WAY!!!


Really can't believe that 1 year has just passed since I last blogged....

But I'm determined to start blogging back and do it diligently...hopefully....

Guess, just wanna to say I'm Back!

BACK for GOOD!


Sunday, July 5, 2009

What George said....

By George, the current global economy crisis will test the moral character of Sporeans.

Who said that?

George Yeo lah... our Foreign Affairs Minister said yesterday.
He also mentioned that if there is a strong sense of mutual obligation, solidarity and affection, we Sporeans will not only able to pull through the crisis but will also emerge stronger and more united...

Alamak, I think everyone knows this lah...

My question is...what about now?
When people are struggling....even to put food the table.
How? How?


Can we know the numbers of households in Spore that got their electricity & water cut-off during these bad times? Number of people who got summoned to court for not paying their bills...??? Some even were put to jail when unable to pay...
REAL SAD lah....if don't believe just look at the queue during the Night Courts...

Yes, I agree that Spore is NOT a welfare state...& that Sporeans must be responsible enough to pay their bills...BUT to just cut the people's electricity & water supplies is just so CRUEL.....
What if there are babies or small kids in the house???
Do we even care if they have no water to drink???

I think before SP Services execute the electricity & water cut to any household, they should at least notify the CDC or any Self-Help Organizations of that Constituency. So that help can be rendered before any inconvenience of without electricity & water comes to effect...

PLEASE TOLONG...TOLONG....


Why should it end so suddenly...?



I really love Prison Break.

It is the only tv show that I follow religiously.

So when they showed this on the last episode of Season 4, I cried & cried...

So Sad, really...

Hey, bloggers have feelings too, you know!!!





Disclaimer: This video does not belong to this Blog. It belongs to Fox, Youtube & the respective owners. We own nothing....except for the clothes on our body....

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Megan Fox has BIG......head....



Is Megan Fox's head getting way too big???


Recently Fox slammed Michael Bay for focusing more on special effects than real acting....

Alamak, who is she kidding?

Can she really act???

If she plays a role of a nun, I think nobody will ever notice her...

But I think by ridiculing Bay, she is doing herself a big disfavor....
Shows how ungrateful this girl is....







Friday, July 3, 2009

For all Maiden Heads!!!

To those Maiden fans who have not watch this.... here's my present to all of you....



IRON MAIDEN: Flight 666





Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yY4vrpb3rM

Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz0wwKosd2M

Part 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR-z6vqvy5M

Part 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hIOAVjMHzs

Part 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFFISgcGgqU

Part 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMEGaN2nChU

Part 7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXbS0Z-fbvU

Part 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lLZg6FZ6K4

Part 9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCuQhkbu4Jk

Part 10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj-9950q998

Part 11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N2CT3vL0HI

Part 12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxUE345QYI



Part 13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5qpi6Y_AE4&feature=related

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

OMG! OMG! OMG!




I was at Swee Lee Music @ Bras Basah Complex...looking for guitar strings... really did not know what brand to choose....was not even sure what string gauge to use...extra light, light, medium....decision, decision, decision...


While I was looking at these packs of strings, I saw this one tall ang moh... who was half-squatting beside me... looking at those small guitar amps on display...


Suddenly he turned his head and looked at me... and said,

" Would my old strat sound good with this baby"


Being a shy person, I just numbled, " think so..maybe".

That was the time that I had a good close look at this mat saleh.


Boy! I could not believe my eyes. This guy who was then standing so close to me was no other than..

OMG! OMG! OMG!

RITCHIE!!!.......RITCHIE BLACKMORE!!!!.


I was so like wanna die...my lips were locked tight and my throat was as dry as Sahara Desert. He kept staring at me for he knew that I was in such an awkward position....or you can say, STAR-STRUCK...phew...


"yea yea..i'm ritchie" - he simply said


I GAVE HIM ONE HELL OF A BIG HUG.


He then sat naturally on that tiny amp....and plugged-in one of those guitars on display... think it was an Ibanez RG...and started to play...


Oh boy, without any effects, Blackmore sounded just like Blackmore....

He then played a famous riffs and then looked at me....who still having my jaw wide open...just like... a male cat when saw a pussy cat...


He asked, “You know this one, kiddo?”


I replied, " Yep, Catch the Rainbow"


He then played another one of his trademark riffs,


I said confidently, “that’s Lady of the Lake


Then, dia changed click the pick-up selector & did that familiar double-stop riffs, I immediately said, “oh…that’s Mean Streak…Purple’s newer ones…”


He then stopped playing, placed the guitar back on its stand and said,

You’re really into Purple heh?"

I answered, “ Nope…..I’m SOOO into BLACKMORE!”


He then stared sharply into my eyes & after a while shaked his head...

He then picked up his big black bag which was left on the floor & took out something...

oh…. it was just an old Fender Strat Guitar Neck......

He passed that neck to me and said,

"Think you deserve this.....memory from California Jam...."

Then I started to realise the significance of this old guitar neck

OMG! OMG! OMG!


This guitar neck was the left-over of that Strat he smashed at the TV Camera during the concert with Deep Purple way back in 1974 at Ontario Speedway.. that concert fondly remembered as California Jam.

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Boy! Thought I died & gone to heaven....tears started to roll on my cheeks....I could still recalled watching that concert in a friend's home on video-tape...when I just 14....I guess


To continue,

Scroll down lah...







Suddenly a familiar tune was heard…. JAI HO – PUSSY CAT DOLLS???


OOOOOOH…..That was my alarm tone….alamak!

So it's ALREADY 7am!!!

Just when I was just enjoying one of the best dreams of my life…that stupid Nicole Scherzinger & her Friends came & kacau...

What a luck!!!

A nite with Ritchie was 1 THOUSAND TIMES better than with that freakin' Dolls....

it that really???...hehehe..

So then it wasn't California Jam....

but my HEAD was JAMMING with MIGRAINE.....


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This story was inspired by my nephew....which I improvised....