Saturday, April 5, 2008

Pls don't Spit...I'm just a Cop!!!

I have truly long forgotten about Naomi Campbell but like a ghost...she came BACK haunting....

The latest news is that she was alleged to have a scuffle with a policeman at London's Heathrow airport over some luggage issue. Then it was alledged that she even spit that poor guy on the face. YUCKS!!! Speaking about...various job hazards...


Here's the "hear-say" interview with that Cop:
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Q: Heard you got spit in the face by Naomi?

A: Oh, so it's that her name...I thought h
er was Williams-somethings...one of those tennis stars....so she's not?

Q: Er....not really...she's Top Model, actually.

A: Is she really? She must've good lungs to be able to spit that out in good measure. Too fast to duck though...

Q: Oh yes, her lungs are VERY HEALTH
Y..... Anyway how come you two had a fight?

A: Oh, nothing much really....She just alarmed the metal detector...so we did a search but found nothing....exce
pt for a steel codpiece she wearing at her......ehem....so I gave out a whistle & I felt a LV hit me on the face....followed by a warm sticky liquid hitting the cheek......

Q: So you got angry and hit her back?

A: I was angry at all... though VERY excited with the WHOLE thing...that's all...

Price of Rice is not NICE!!!

If anyone were to ask me whether I've eaten... My answer would be NO even I've had KFC for lunch. This is because strange...mentally I co-relate eating to rice... so if I did not have rice for lunch, I consider myself have NOT had lunch..... weird right?

Maybe I'm the old-fashioned type that can eat rice anytime... Breakfast: Fried Rice or Porridge...or
even rice with last nite left-overs ... Lunch: anything with Rice... Dinner: Same-same too.

That is why I am such a PANICKY mood presently with news of the price of rice climbing GLOBALLY.... Hell no... I also ran to Shengshiong yesterday & bought 3 bags of 10kg Royal Umbrella brand just in case...

I later came to know that the so-called "shortage" of rice supply is not due to its production BUT because rice-producing countries are executing trade restrictions in their rice exports.
SO they are SELFISH lah.... but they must not forget.... one can't leave on Rice Alone.... atleast minimum you need a salted egg to go along, right???