Wanna Free Ticket to HEAVEN?

It is quite unbelievable when someone willing to strap himself with bomb & explode himself in a crowded place...thus killing himself & others. And the reward of this is MARTYRDOM.

What is MARTYRDOM, anyway?

Simply, free ticket to Heaven on the instant. Wow! That Easy, huh?

Seeking Martyrdom is an endevour both existed in Christianity & Islam. However, I do believe both religions have the strict criteria before an act can be considered an act of Martyrdom.

So what happens if you already bombed yourself & others and that is NOT considered Martyrdom by GOD?

I guess you will go to Hell simply for the acts of Suicide & Murder.....thus becoming.......an Instant Ticket to HELL.

GOD forbids....

PS: I remember my late GrandPa who would wake up every morning an hour before dawn. After showering & putting-on his best clothes, he would cycle to the Mosque @5km away.

When I asked him why he needed to do all this daily, he said he doing it for GOD. He wanted to look his best for GOD & pray to HIM while others still sleeping soundly in their beds

Bottomline, My Grandpa also wanted a ticket to HEAVEN....but not through any violent means. I guess he had a MUCH higher chances of getting there......

GOD knows best...

Who is Fatma an-Najar?

She became the first grandmother suicide bomber when she blew herself up near Israel Defense Forces troops in the northern Gaza Strip last Thursday.

She, a resident of Jabalya, had nine children and over 40 grandchildren. On Thursday morning, she called her children and asked to see them. She visited those who did not come to see her, without explaining the urgency of the meeting. Her family did not know where she was going when she left her home at roughly 12:00 PM.

Short while later, EXPLOSION!!!!!

My humble comments:

It will BENEFITS the WHOLE WORLD & not just ISRAEL or PALESTINE if this CONFLICT is resolved PEACEFULLY. While I don't definitely condorned Suicide Bombing but I'm sure that if people being pushed to a corner ...will definitely react......in a VIOLENT WAY.

PS: Fatma an-Najar had watched her husband and most of her children perished in the hands of ISRAEL.

STARHUB won the EPL........bid

I have wished for SingTel to win the EPL bid because:-

I'm sure as hell that STARHUB if wins, will increase the cable fees for football. This is because, none other than the fact, it is being a MONOPOLY.

You feel like vomitting, right? Me too...

BLAME IT ON THE..........TRAIN

It is really ridiculous and S-T-U-P-I-D whenever the public complaints about overcrowding in the TRAINS and the next day, the TRAIN COMPANY would say, "Oh, actually all the trains are UNDER-UTILIZED!!

It's really Ridiculous & S-T-U-P-I-D whenever the public complaints of Overcrowding in the MRT trains, the very next day the Train Company would declare, "MRT Trains are UNDER-UTILIZED!".

And suddenly you feel like vomitting due to that smell of rats, right???

We COMMUTERS golly well know the actual conditions in the TRAINS. HELLO, we are communiting in them DAILY!!!

I real hope LTA will get their staffs and verify the TRAINS conditions....... unless UNDER-UTILIZED means until having to smell the armpits of the guy besides you.

Come on.....just cut the BULL SHIT....

MONOPOLY is the SOURCE of all these PROBLEMS!!!

Above is a Photo of an Under-Utilized Train and a WORLD CLASS TRANSPORT SYSTEM that we are so PROUD of.

Bush & the Art of Hiding from One's Own BUSHY Shadow

Holy Cow!!! Stop beating-around-the-bush!!! You're sure??? Bush in S'pore???? Who invited him??? No one, you're sure???

Sorry folks, a colleague of mine just called up saying there's a BIG MASSIVE TRAFFIC JAM at his place so he'll be late for work. He asking me to cover him so when the Boss asked, say he's in the toilet having stomache or something....

What a CRAP of BULL !!!

It seemed that Bush's Airforce 1 landed at Paya Lebar Airbase so you knowlah,.....roads around that area.......HAVOC!!! Why can't he just land at Changi Airport like everybody else?????

RUMSFELD RESIGNS and suddenly.......... the World's a BETTER PLACE..

Woke up on Wed morning to the news of Rumsfeld's resignation.....wow!!! All-a-sudden that stale Kopi tasted fab and that overnight egg-prata tasted as fresh as Jln Kayu's....

Last week, out from the radio the news of Saddam's death sentence. It sure felt like getting a Back Stage Pass to a MEGADETH concert, oh boy!!!

This is a Strange World & I'm just savouring this beautiful moments on EARTH.

Who stirred you more?

C'mon guys, be honest!

Look at these two photos below.

Who is more inviting to you??

Enuff said....

What say u on the UNCOVERED MEAT bit???

People are outraged with this Shaykh's remarks when comparing scantily-clad ladies to uncovered meat. Men, on the other hand, were furious being compared to cats. Ouch!!!

For me, the Aussie Shaykh was spot-on in his remark. Simply because women who wear provocatively sure "provoke" the wild imaginations of men who see her. Like an invitation to party.

Just like men who read Playboy, one thing in their mind is SEX.

Instant gratification.

When you're hungry, you want food....